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@James_Bhaand

ImranQ

Aaj kal kay naujawan
LaRki phansaanay ki batain kartay hain . Tareeqay dhoondTay hain
abay yeh phansaaNaa bhi koi phansaaNaaa hay lalloooo

Baat tu tab hay - jab laRki khud aa kay kahay
“Sunniyaay main aap say phansss jaoN - aap mind tu nahi karaiN gay”

Hain achaw Aunwtee Jaymo nay yahi kaha tha ap say kia :o

[BaBa-Geee]

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**Larkee Phansanaay Ka Tareeq (Asool Awal)

Precautions

**Larkee phansanaay say pehlaay larkee ka hasool zuroori hai.. Larke ka motta hona bee sharat hai (Ahem Ahem )...

**Tareeqa-e-Wardaat **

Iss moti numa larkee ko kissi tung darwazay kay frame saay ghuzariaan..Yaqeenun woh phans jay gee...
**
The End

Tareeqa-e-Wardaat (Asool-e-doaim )

**Kissi khoobsoorat larkee jo ka apni shopping mein masroof ho..Ja kay tha takar maraain..agar woh hansaay gee tuo Phans gai..agar shore keraay gee tu kehna Baji dur gai Baji dur gai....

Allah Hu

Baba-Geee

[Rukhsarbibi]

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@AsSweetAs

Safaid kapre per se Rooshnaii walay dhabbe ki jaga ko kenchi se kaat dein..daagh hamesha keliye door hujai ga !!!

[James_Bhaand]

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Akhbar ko PaRhnay kay baad zaya na karaiN

PaRhnay kay baad uss ko roll kar kay aik choota sa danda bana laiN
aur uss say makhi waghaira ka shikar karaiN

Yeh sasta hathyaar bachooN ki khairyat poochnay kay kaam bhi aa sakta hay

[OMG]

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@James_Bhaand

ImranQ

Aaj kal kay naujawan
LaRki phansaanay ki batain kartay hain . Tareeqay dhoondTay hain
abay yeh phansaaNaa bhi koi phansaaNaaa hay lalloooo

Baat tu tab hay - jab laRki khud aa kay kahay
** “Sunniyaay main aap say phansss jaoN - aap mind tu nahi karaiN gay”
**

Aap ka experience lagta hai…

[BaBa-Geee]

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Wah kiya abad thread hai..aur aik rangoo wala thread hai jo kay berang hai...

Anywayz, Mufeed mashwaroon bari mehfil chul rahi hai... Ghussa insani fitrat hai.. Ghussa zayda anay kee sorat mein apna sir dewaar saay ja ba ja takraain.. Iss saay gali mohlaay kaay londoo/ sarak chaap rahgeeron per khasa asar paraay ga aur woh door saay salaam ker kay ghuzraain gaay....

Azmaish sharat Hai....

Allah Hu

Baba-Geee

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@James_Bhaand

Akhbar ko PaRhnay kay baad zaya na karaiN

PaRhnay kay baad uss ko roll kar kay aik choota sa danda bana laiN
aur uss say makhi waghaira ka shikar karaiN

Yeh sasta hathyaar bachooN ki khairyat poochnay kay kaam bhi aa sakta hay

:k:

[DB]

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han makhi bari jaldi mar sakti hie jaymo unkil is tareekay say.
Laykin agr kuch hazrath ziyada adventure kay shoqeen hain tuo. Makhi ko chase karain, phir jub wo aram say beit jai kisi jaga, tuo jhapat kay hath mie pakar layn. Moothi (clunch into fist) ko bund rakhtay howay zor zor say upar neechay gol gol jhatkay day. Aur ike dum say makhi ko zameem par patakh dain. Makhee bzzz bzzzz karti zameen say ut nahi sakay gi, bechari ka sar kafi chakra jatha hie is amal is. Is moqay say faida utathay howay, apna joota khoob zor dar dhamakay say makhi par raseed karain! Mazedar makhi janaza tiyar!

[ASA]

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Par Ladies:

Nakhunon ko her rooz 15 minute tak reti se ragerne ke bad namak ka taizaab dalne se woh khoobsurat aur chamakdar hujate hain..