Mufeed Mashwary

Agar Neend na aaye aur jaag jaag k sir maiN dard ho raha ho tu sony ki koshish kariaN… :k:

agar aap k pass bhe koi mashwary haiN tu post kary … beshak mufeed na ho jaise ye wala hai… :slight_smile:

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.. :yawn:

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:smack:
Uncle aap tu uThne ke koshish kariaN… :slight_smile:

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hayee haayeee… bas beta ab tu chaar kaandhoun pur he uthain gai…:bummer:

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kuch logo ke neend baRi pakki hoti hai… unn ko uthana insan ka kaam nahi… aap ko Allah he uthaye

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baishak baishak… wesse aaj ye garda murda kiss liyai ukhara!!!:halo:

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was buried alive…

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#2
Agar aapko aankhain band karnay kay bad sab kuch
nazar aana bund ho jaye tau aap beshak apni aankhain khol
dain. Shukria!

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#3

Safaid kapre per se Rooshnaii walay dhabbe ki jaga ko kenchi se kaat dein..daagh hamesha keliye door hujai ga !!!

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agar sar mein dard ho to bed ke neechey de dein aur sab se kahien aap ke sar per bed rakh dein
na rahe ga sar na rahe ga dard

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agar neend nahi aa rahi tu check karein k bed mein khatmal tu nahi

my mushwaraa is the best :k:

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at least four years ago, I posted the following:

  1. Safaid kaprray per se Rooshnaii walay dhabbe ki jaga ko qainchi se kaat dein..daagh hamesha keliye door ho jaey ga !!! :jhanda:
  2. Shakker (cheeni) ki boorioun per Lafz “Namak” likh dene se woh chiontion se mehfooz rehti hain.. :halo:
  3. Plastic ke bartann per dhabbay per jain..tau iss bartann ko jaltay huvay choolhay per rakh denay say dhabbay berten samaid khatam hujain gey.. :k:
  4. Nakhunon ko her rooz pandra minute tak reti (reg maal) say ragarrnay kay baad namak ka taizaab dalnay say woh khoobsurat aur chamakdar ho jaatay hain.. :hula:
  5. Pakai hue Salan main Sabun ki ek tikia dalne se Salen khushboo daar hujai ga.. :yummy:
  6. Kacchay rangon walay kaprray agar bagher Paani ke dhoyen tau inkay rang kabhi nahin utertay.:rolleyes:
    *]Agar neeend nahi aati hai aur jaag jaag ke sar mai dard ho jaye to sony ki koshish karain.:sleep:

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:hmmm: now we know the secret of your paapoolar chicken biryaani:halo:

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aur fire alaram ka kiya karein gay:halo:

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wo bajay ga tu us ko enjoy karein

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hum battery pehlaY hee nikaalaY rakhtaY haiN…

u angraiz loug:hoonh: fire alarm naal din guzaarnaY aali qoum :snoota:

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naa ji na tumhara hi pasandeeda music ho gaaa woh

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battery kab lagi hoti hai us mein woh to chat se laga hota hai :smack:

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lo hum tu bijinesh hi us per kartey hain

:nuch:

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kitnaY paisaY mil jaataY haiN iss business kaY???