Mr Shyamalan

If there is anyone out there who knows where Mr M. Night Shyamalan lives please let me know cause i wanna give that boy a serious beating.

For one year i had been yearning to see ** “The Village”. ** I was excited to watch it. For almost 2 months i made plans to watch it but couldnt because of other stuff. I couldnt sleep at night due to anticipation. I had lost focus. My friends were begging me : " * dude please watch the retarded movie and let it go *. But no i didnt want to accept that the creator of the “sixth sense” could do something “retarded”. I wanted the setting to be just perfect. I wanted to be completely uninvolved with the world so i could absorb M. Night Shyamalan’s genius work.

Guys, let me tell you this i wanted * art * and i got * shiit on a stick * :mad:

Guys i watched this chunky vomit on a tv screen yesterday. I would rather gargle on a bag of diluted cow dung solution than watch soemthing like this movie ever again. I want my wasted sleep back. I want my emotional energy back that i had so gulliably invested in the anticipation of this movie. I need a shot gun so i can shoot this fart box down (M. Night Shyamalan)

Re: Mr Shyamalan

Theres a nice warm strightjacket waiting for u at a hospital nearby.

Seriously thou, i've been waitin to see it too, but ill take ur word for it. let it go!! it happens!!

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Gamma, I feel your pain. Except, I want my money back for the movie ticket. I was so pissed. Shiitehole.Never gonna watch one of his movies again.

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:rotfl:

I didn’t think Signs was too impressive either.

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i loveed Signs, and so cannot wait to watch The Village, i have a feeling i'l love it considering your description of how much you hated it GD.

It just a movie chick, get a grip :p

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I liked 'Signs', but his other movie 'Unbreakable' was horrid. I've heard 'Village' is bakwas too but I haven't actually seen it yet.

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I enjoyed The Village.

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Signs was .. 'ok'.. he just can't do a Sixth Sense all the time guys..

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I thought the sixth sense was a pile of tripe....it was so obvious that Willis was dead, a complete bore, apart from the cute kid that is.

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oh come on flossy :p he was wearing the same clothes all the way throught the movie, i mean, the budget wasnt that tight was it now? no one else spoke to him but the boy, why would you not want to speak to Bruce Willis???...

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i liked the village, actually i loved it

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No he wasn’t wearing the same clothes throughout the movie. Plz go and watch it again. I have seen this movie more than 10 times.

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^ sir your nickname suggests that you are a sad individual. Please dont watch a movie with limited substance more than once. Sixth sense should be watched once and only once. A movie like th village should be avoided at all cause. I would rather get an STD than watch s*hit on a stick (the village)

Re: Mr Shyamalan

^I appreciate it mam. I will try to follow your suggestion. but your affection with sh!t on stick is making me concerned.