****Laloo ********enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?” ****
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport.
****As there was a Huge ****rush, the security guard told Laloo “WAIT PLEASE”, for which Laloo replied “85 Kgs” and moved on…