Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a
brain
tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a
brain!
…
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
it
Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a
horror
film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **