Just passing them along
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BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a
brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the
figure,
the answer is 6!!WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet
yet!!QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!CRYING
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too…I got stock on the escalator
for 3 hrs.Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful…is it one c or two
c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!