you know youre watching a desi movie when:
- there is a song every ten minutes
- when different women in the movie sing they sound exactly the same
- when different men in the movie sing they sound exactly the same
- the people take a long time to kill themselves
- the fighting is so fake
- the girl is always crying
- the blood is obviously fake
- it has to include a snake at one point
- the villain is always in the family
- the parents want the daughter to marry a rich guy