Movie Rules

When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never miss or run out of bullets.

When the villain(s) fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in side-hero syndrome).

The hero normally picks a fight after the villain’s cronies insult or attempt to molest a young girl.

After a long fight sequence, no matter how spaced-out, the ten villains who got thrashed by a flying man for ten minutes are tired, the hero is not at all tired.

If the villain sends his men to beat up the hero, he will be rudely interrupted in his home by the breaking of a door (sometimes a wall) through which the villain’s men will crash in, falling at his feet one by one. The hero will deliver a one-liner and go away. The villain will shoot his own men.


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