A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband’s description. “Mother of six,” he would say, “Get me a beer!” “Hey mother of six, what’s for dinner tonight?” This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, “Hey mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, “I’ll be right with you – father of four!”
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…heard it b4 but good any way…
Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
hahahah
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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be
Rude Boyz Rulez
Hahahahahha~ LOL!
Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
see wat happens when u push it too much.. lolz.
oh NO!!
serves the hubby right thou
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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice
Lol
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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **