The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently
married couple’s house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in law standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the
daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress” the daughter-in-law explained. "Love
dress?
But you’re naked!"
“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy
and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave
because he will be home from work any minute.”
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and
left.
On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she
got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and
waited by the front door.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress” she replied.
“Needs ironing!”