Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
**- lo…muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi**
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say…
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
**and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …**
**- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..**
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede…
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That’s all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
** mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.**
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
** Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?**
- “Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu”
** followed by the jug jug jiyo beta**
- “Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega” ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
** aaj pahli baarkuch maang…**
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!