I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my
previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have
that deadline to meet…
I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I
shouldn’t come to work knowing my employee records may now
contain false information.
The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave
me this jaw restraint so I won’t bite things when I am startled.
The dog ate my car keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.
I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother
called me and told me I was Jewish. I fell off the ladder.
I’ve used up all my sick days…so I’m calling in dead!
HaHaHaHa
niceeee