In my primary class there was a subject "Maashrati Uloom".
I had to read the topic on "Pencil factories in Pakistan". Our teacher used to be dozing off during someone reading while standing in the class and class mates were supposed to listen.
I read the sentence as: "Pakistan mein naram larkiyon ki bohtaat hai"
instead of
'Pakistan mein naram Lakriyon ki bohtat hai'.
I was curious why everyone was laughing and the teacher had his eyes wide open!!!!
And then it dawned on me!!!:o