I’m not sure if these are in accordance with the forum rules… Spare me if they aren’t… Peace!
A contest was organized by “New Woman Magazine” on
“Most Embarrassing moments” topic. The following are
few good embarrassing moments that magazine receivedfrom several women.
----------------- Curl Up and Die ------------------
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you chargefor a shampoo and a blow job?”
----------------------- Pad, please! ---------------
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our
mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and
figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could,
so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.
He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front ofour guest.
-------- Ho, Ho, Ho ------------------
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into
the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran
for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so
well that I had copies made and included one with each
of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called
about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at
the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition
to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror
wearing nothing but a camera!Name Withheld
----------------------- Lady Golfer ------------------
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had
been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was
approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who
works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I
like playing with men’s balls.”
--------------------- Nuts about You ----------------
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store
that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the
display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we
needed any help. I replied, “No, I’m just looking at
your nuts.” My sister started to laugh hysterically,
the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
------------------- Surprise! ----------------------
It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was
living at home, but my parents had gone out for the
evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making
love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I
suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a nude
piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn’t want to
miss the call, we didn’t have time to get dressed.
When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights
suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled,
“SURPRISE!” My entire family: aunts, uncles,
grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing
there. My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of
shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an
eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planneda surprise party again.
Tim Cahill,Poughkeepsie, New York
------------------ Priceless ----------------------
One of the funniest “most-embarrassing-moment” stories
I’ve come upon in a long time was about a lady who
picked up several items at a discount store. When she
finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of
her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment
when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for
all the store to hear, “PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody
at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the
word “Tampax” for “THUMBTACKS.” In a business-like
tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. “DO YOU
WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND
YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?”
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