77 year old Morris went for his annual physical. All of
his tests came back with great results. Dr. Cohen said,
"Morris everything looks great physically. How are you
doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with
yourself, and have a good relationship with God?
"Morris replied, “God and me are tight. We are so close
that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof…
the light goes on when I go to the bathroom and then
poof the light goes off!”
“Wow,” commented Dr. Cohen," That’s incredible!" A little
later in the day Dr. Cohen called Morris’s wife. “Becky,”
he said, " Morris is just fine. Physically he’s great.
But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship
with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and poof The light goes on in the bathroom and then
poof the light goes off?"
Becky replied, “The darn fool!..
He’s peeing in the fridge again!”
