You must be aware of the following viruses…
Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Beaurocrat Virus
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Adam and Eve Virus
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer
Congressional Virus #1
The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a
message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem
Congressional Virus #2
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything
Airline Virus
You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
Freudian Virus
Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend’s hard drive.