More silly jokes...

2bornot2b · June 10, 2001, 11:00pm

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?
Apparently he was out-standing in his field!

Did you hear about the optician who was arrested, the police said he was
making a spectacle of himself?

A peeping tom was spotted drilling holes into a fence at a nudist camp, the
police said they are looking into it.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A Fiiish.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

Gemini_the_Great · June 11, 2001, 3:23am

this one is the funniest in all

What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A Fiiish.

~Wish Not As Much To Live Long As To Live Well~

Asma44 · June 11, 2001, 9:47am

Lol

and more…

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back

Amjad_Chohan · June 11, 2001, 3:45pm

ji Gemini right.

Zindgi Humain Aazmaaati rahi...Hum Issay Azmaaty rahy

khan_sahib · June 11, 2001, 5:07pm

:) nice one 2bornot2b

Bismah · June 11, 2001, 10:19pm

funnnnnnnyyyy!