Two Sardars and their Horses
Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.
“How will we know which
is your & which is mine?” asked Zail.
"Easy"replied Jarnail.
“I’ll cut mine’s tail,yours will be the one with tail”
This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other’s tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don’t worry "retorted Jarnail.
“I’ll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without
the bell.”
The boys heard this also & cut the bell.
The next day, Zail got frustrated & said
“Okay now the last criterion,
white will be yours & black will be mine.”
Sardar Wins Lottery
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you’ll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks.”
The Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If
you’re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!”
Sardar’s and Jurassic Park
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when
his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar
kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid
of the cinema?).Sardarji replies "Aadmi
hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar
hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a
movie, but does that animal know?)
Punjabi and Bengali patriotism
A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State’s patriotic
history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming
that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters.
Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair
out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. “Bhagat Singh” said the
Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali. “Netaji” said the Bengali and did the
same.
They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom
fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar’s ignorance and
reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter’s name. He
thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali’s head and pulled all his hair out
shouting - “JallianWala Bagh”.