Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION
office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by theDepartment manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to Reddy”.
Santa And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being
Punjab I should get the job!"
Manager "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong.
"Santa “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”
Manager “Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put
down ‘I don’t know’ as the answer. And you wrote ‘Neither do I’!”
Santa claims to be a big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely.
Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun. While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him.
Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.
Then cleverly Santa put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.
once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again.
This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.
**Result - There are Sardars in Tigers too!**
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.
Santa was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "*so ja machchar, bete so ja*".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says
"bzzzzzzz, bzzzzzzz!!"