More Sardar jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient’s eyes, throat and ears using a torch. Finally he said ‘thank god battery is ok!’

  • Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

  • A sardar kills a deer and cooks it for dinner. At the dinner table when the kids ask him what it is he gives them a clue"its what your mom calls me lovingly"
    chota sardar(son) screams ‘oye koi khana ya choona mut… yeh kutta hai’

  • Man: Sardarji where were u born?
    Sardarji: Punjab.
    Man: Which part?
    Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab"

  • One Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking!

  • A sardar invested 2 Lacs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was?
    He opened a saloon in Punjab!

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Re: More Sardar jokes

funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

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:D

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lolz....
yar give up on sardar jokes ..hanh..
:D

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Very nice :)

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Re: More Sardar jokes

NICE JKS (why r sardars the most common target for jokes?)