Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says “Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn’t travel.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. It’s 1258.”