more sardar jee

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read “Parne waala gadha.”(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,“Likhne waala gadha.”(One who wrote it is an ass).

  • Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,“said Banta Singh.” It said , “FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”

  • Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :

     Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?

 Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?

 Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.

 Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai          beach kahete hai .
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Re: more sardar jee

:k: first one.

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i also liked the first one..:hehe:

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Buta singh is in 3o years old and has still not passed his matriculation. The principal decides to just push him out the school. On the matriculation day, the principal announces in front of all the parents that he will ask Buta a simple math question. If he answers correctly, he passes.

Principal: Buta, how much is two plus two?

Buta thinks for about 5 minutes and answers 4. All the parents get up and start chillane, "bachcheko aur ek chance dijiye, baccheko aur ek chance dijiye"!

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Buta singh comes jome from school and tells his father excitedly that he stood first in history test. he asks his father, father did I stand first because I am the tallest in the class? father says no. Next day Buta comes home and tells his father he stood first in Math. Buta asks his father, father did I stand first because I am the heaviest in the class? Father says no. Third dau Buta comes home and tells his father and tells hime he stood first in science. he asks his father, father did I stand first because I am a good sikh? father says no, son you stood first because your are 31 years old and your are in grade 3!

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A foolish Sardar ji suddenly became an intelligient worker in his company, ever1 was surprised to know abt such improvement . But latter ever1 found he was drunk wen he worked well.

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:)