More Santa jokes

Reverse_Swing · June 17, 2009, 8:27pm

Santa roz apney kitchen me jata, Sugar ka box kholta, andar jhankta or band kar deta!

Why?

Because doctor ney kaha tha ke "apni sugar roz check karna!!

Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa: You asked us to do the sums without using tables

Banta: Pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaoon ga phir MA karwaoon ga aur us ke baad aik achi si nokri dilwaoon ga.

Santa: Us ke baad acha sa rishta dekh kar us ki shaadi bhi karwa dena!!

Arleitter · June 18, 2009, 4:16am

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Good ones :k:

hareem01 · June 18, 2009, 8:25am

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lol

Sidra_1 · June 18, 2009, 10:28am

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nice ++

decentsms · June 18, 2009, 10:49am

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hahah very funny :):)

GoldenAsif · June 18, 2009, 2:37pm

I don't know why but Santa and Banta jokes remind me of hit comedy TV serial Alif Noon

_Lay-D_Honey · June 18, 2009, 4:58pm

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lol..:D

jaanaan · June 20, 2009, 4:30pm

because good jokes always come in pairs :)

K337 · June 21, 2009, 12:48am

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:D

Ajeeb · June 24, 2009, 1:01pm

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a-town_boy · June 28, 2009, 5:06am

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DigitalDomain · June 28, 2009, 9:47am

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lolz....:D

Jaanoo · July 1, 2009, 6:36am

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gudddd!