Well then you need to be more devious. Ideas off the top of my head:
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Make her think the place is haunted.
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Make her think that a weirdo is interested in her and knows where she lives (use caution here - you don’t want to be accused of stalking).
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If she’s in a relationship, hit on her boyfriend - if she’s territorial she’ll make sure to keep him well away from you.
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If she’s not in a relationship, set her up with someone who lives on the other side of town - she’ll want to spend time with him and the commute will inhibit the path of their true love.
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But, if all else fails - the only remaining option may be to find another apartment.
