Four fonts walk into a bar
The barman says" Oi - get out! We don’t want your type in here "
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a-salted
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.