Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland
called Holes?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?
