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1.If we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Oh sure,what is your phone number?
2.sardarji ghantaghar ke aage khade thay,Ek aadmi aya aur bola sardarji aapne ghantaghar kharidna hai?Sardar bola Haanji.Wo admi bola:To do hazaar rupai do,main sidhi(Ladder)leke aata hoon.Sardarji ne paise de diye par wo banda laut kar nahin aya.
Doosre din wohi sardarji fir wahin khade they.Wohi banda aya aur bola:Sardarji ghantaghar kharedna hai 2 hazaar rupai lagenge.Sardarji bole:Ye le do hazaar par aaj tu ruk seedhi main leke ata hoon.