**BARAH BAJEY 
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Santa Singh came to Lahore for a short visit of a few days. When he returned to India his friends noticed that there was something very odd about Santa Singh. His brian was getting “OUT” at 11:30 a.m. instead of at 12 o’Clock.
The friends asked him about it and Santa Singh replied, “Yaar meinnu Lahore inna pasand ayah keh meera dill uthey hi reh gaya, theh dimagh wich Pakistan Time ajey tak chalda peya hai - issi wastey addha ghenta pehley hi out ho janda hai!”
**MIND NA KARNA 
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Sardarji was about to board the 12 o’clock train to Jullundhar when a young (non-sardar) man pushed him aside and quickly boarded the train saying, “Sardarji, Mind na karna, lekin meinnu bari chetti phouncha hai!”
Sardarji said, “Is welle teh mind kaam hi nahin karda peya… mind jab chalu howega phir mind karanga?”