More Mush-isms

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Enjoy!

If a person is miserable in this life, he thinks he’s going to be a VIP in heaven
— After the spurt in suicide bombings in Pakistan

A lot of people say that if you want to go abroad and get a visa from Canada or citizenship and be a millionaire, get yourself raped.
— On rape victims

It is not dictatorship here! How can you reinstate judges if you become prime minister? How?
— Following the controversy over reinstating judges

I know what they (Pakistanis) feel about the Emergency when all these suicide bombings were taking place. Their view is, why have I done it so late?
— After imposing the Emergency

Each and every individual Pakistani was in favour of his winning, each and every one. I don’t think there could be a single Pakistani who was against him
— On US President George W Bush’s election win

We have developed Ghauri, which is a most effective missile and better than Agni. India has the ambition to reach the world, but we have the capability to reach India.
— On the Indian military on April 15, 1999

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Quite pathetic isn't it? Mush is still there, judges are not restored, threat of suicide bombing continued, threat of US invasion inside Pakistan continued, new government started with wheat shortage, price hike, more uncertainty and list goes on........

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Re: More Mush-isms

polas ko mujram shujram pharna aukha lagta hai
talabilm ko parhna sharhna aukha lagta hai

danashwar ko danash sey hai et kuttey ka ver
ilam pourhi charhna aukha lagta hai

meter check karalo humsey, chapey tum merwalo
barder ooper larhna sharhna aukha lagta hai

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Re: More Mush-isms

Out of the lot President Musharraf's rape comment (in reference to Mukhtaran Mai) was vile.