Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman …you have only 2
eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!
Mistakes are not crime…if you correct them they are the key of
success. FOR EXAMPLE…God created you …He then created me.
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan
milta hai.
Sham Lal: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Rham Lal: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Sham Lal: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai…ghar ke sab khilone
chhupa
de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Baahman: liquid state.
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Baahman: Simple, stop imagining.
Baahman starts shouting in a store… where is my free gift with
this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Baahman: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
Baahman 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Baahman : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Two Baahmans were walking together.
1st Baahman: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Baahman: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
Baahman: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Baahman: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
Teacher to Baahman " Where were U born?
Baahman : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Baahman : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Sham Lal : People consider me as a “GOD”
Rham Lal : How do you know??
Sham Lal : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U
have came again..
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Baahman complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV
in
my house.
Police : How the
thief did not take TV???
Baahman : I was watching TV na…
Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger
sis
and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Baahman going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme
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