My Short research paper on moochaiN:
There are many types of moochaiN (mustach!) 
Some of the kinds are:
Mehdi Hassan Style
Such moochaiN are normally very thin and just cover the top of the upper lips… need very carefull grooming. A minor mistake during shaving can cause some disasterous effects that can lead to the result of completely shaving them off.
Maula Ja’TT Style
These are the kinds of moochaiN after seeing that, one can safely declare that there is a man attached to moochaiN, not the moochaiN attached to man. No need of grooming - They just grow on their own organically. This type of Mooch has an alias called Noori NuTT.
Gujjar Style
These are very similar to Maula Ja’TT style but one has to be very careful on observing this otherwise, there is a chance of confusing the two.
Normally such moochaiN are found on doodh waalaa’s (gawaalas) faces. It does not mean that Maula Ja’TT was a doodh walaa. No way.
Hero Style
Well, hero can have any of the above and it changes with time and fashion. So keep yourself updated to see which of the above falls under Hero style. It depends on the season what type of lifestyle a hero is passing in the movies these days…
**Makhi Mooch **(Thanks to Mirch Uncle for reminding it)
Also related to hitler and Charlie Chaplin. Please, do not get confused them with a live house-fly after seeing them and more importantly, be very certain that you are dealing with a makhi or mooch when you are trying to help someone with makhi sitting under the nose…
Sober Style
These were greatly discussed by Shafiq ur Rehman in his book Shagoofay under the title **SaaRhay Chay **-
These are groomed and taken care of like ones care about his car or wife… (sorry bad comparision!) … I have heard people actually use butter and desi ghee on’em :halo:
The direction of the moochaiN changes depending on the situation.
For example, in a good and enthusiastic mood, the two sides of moochaiN will point the sky just like how needles of a watch are at 9:05
If it’s a tense situation, the moochaiN will look like how the needles will look at 9:15
If the situation is not getting under control, consider it 8:20
and if you are a loser, your moochaiN will have 6:30 written on them 
Please, add more if you know any…!
? it’s also called Charlie Chaplan Style…
we have mochein too
