COW JOKES
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. She wanted to make sure she was moooving
Kayli: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Laura: I don’t know. What?
Kayli: Milk & quackers!
Q. Where do cows see art?
A. At the moo-seum
Q. Where do cows go for fun?
A. To the mooooovies
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Their horns don’t work
Q. What do call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground Beef
Q. What does a cow read every morning?
A. A Moospaper!
Q: What kind of music do cows like?
A: Country Mooo-sic!!
Q. Why didn’t the father cow want to play games with the baby cow?
A. Because he wasn’t in the moood!
Q. How does a farmer keep track of all his or her cattle?
A. With a cowculator.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!
Q. Where does a cow go when he is bored?
A. To the moovies.
Q. What did scientists learn when they found bones on the moon?
A. The cow didn’t make it!
MOO
MOOO
MOOOO
MOOOOO
MOOOOOO
MOOOOOOO
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”