Monkey

A guy goes to a pet shop. While browsing around he sees another customer coming in and asking the attendent for a “C” monkey. The attendent brings a monkey and asks for $10,000 the customer pays and leaves.

The guy is surprised and goes to the attendent and asks why that monkey cost so much?

The attendent replies: “Well… that monkey was a C monkey and is a very proficient C programmer”

The guy is amazed and asks for other interesting animals.

The attendent takes him on a tour. They come across another monkey sitting in a cage with a price tag of 20,000. The guy is surprised and asks “so whats the speciality of this monkey?”

Attendent replies: “This a very hard working and very proficient Java programmer. He stays up late night and keeps working”

Satisfied with the reply they move on. At this stage the guy sees another monkey sleeping in a cage with a price tag of “$50,000”.

“Now this has got to be something really special!” thinks the guy and asks the attendent about it.

The attendent replies: “Well … I haven’t seen him working at all, he eats and sleeps all day … but the other monkeys call him the project manager!”


Life is not a midsummer night’s dream
it is a comedy of errors
so live it as you like it

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Looks like a shorter version of the one I posted some time ago:
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/Forum11/HTML/001805.html


Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria