Todays Joke: MONEY
It can buy a House - But not a Home
It can buy a Bed - But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock - But not Time
It can buy you a Book - But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position - But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine - But not Health
It can buy you Blood - But not Life
So you see money isn’t everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
So I tell you all this because you are all my close
Friends,
and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and
suffering!
So send me ALL your money and I will suffer for you.
Cash only please.
learn from yesterday!!
live for today!!
hope for tomorrow!!