(I took the theme from another joke. Hope you will like it. 
Two Rupee Currency Note to 100 Rupee Note:
"Hey where have you been? “Haven’t seen you in a while.”
100 Rupe Note:
“Just here and there. Been to the jewelry shop, then to a restaurant and then to garment store and back to this pocket!” “Where have you been?”
Two rupee Note:
" Oh, same old you know,
Masjid to Masjid to Masjid…"
