How can you double your money?
By folding it in half
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
“You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl
Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
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Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
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heheh, 1st one 
y did u think?