mommy, mommy

dream · February 8, 2003, 4:01am

assalamoalikum

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s on fire! Mom: Hurry up and get the
marshmallows!

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Mom: Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? Mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder! Mom: Shut up and eat your hamburger!

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! There’s something in daddy’s eye! Mom: Shut up and
eat around it.

*Son: Mummy, Mummy! I don’t like grandma. mom: Well leave her on the
side of your plate then.

*Daughter: Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. mom: All right,
you can take another slice.

*Son: Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Mom: Shut up and flush.

*Son: Mummy, Mummy! what’s for dinner? mom: Shut up and get back in the oven.

*Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running so fast?
mom: Shut up, and shoot!

armughal · February 8, 2003, 4:58am

Phat_gurl · February 8, 2003, 6:40am

This is some twisted stuff.

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · February 8, 2003, 7:26pm

Houston_kah_Don · February 10, 2003, 8:55pm

I am sorry…was i supposed to laugh at that joke ! ! !

RT_Wolf · February 12, 2003, 2:37pm

Dilsay · February 13, 2003, 5:04am

:)

dream · February 14, 2003, 12:28pm

assalmoalikum

Houston_kah_Don

I am sorry…was i supposed to laugh at that joke ! ! !

listen houston-****** why were u laughing after writing your pathtic and vile text if you didn’t find the joke funny> maybe you were laughing cos’ you are thick and stupid and think u can write a sentence without making a mistake . kid this is a grown-ups forum so buzzzz off

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Gamma_Dilation · February 14, 2003, 3:18pm

old

a1kashur · February 14, 2003, 3:36pm

what???

Houston_kah_Don · February 15, 2003, 3:08pm

yoo who the hell are you calling **** …watch your mouth hon… zabaan chalana hummey bhi aati heh..lekin larkiyon keh izzat karta houn… dumboo i was laughing on how dumb the joke was.. u get it

Houston_kah_Don · February 15, 2003, 3:12pm

Sorry didnt mean to offend you...

dream · February 15, 2003, 3:24pm

assalmoalikum

housten-ka-don i replied that way cos people were for a while now weren’t appreciating the jokes i posted on the forums i apologize for calling u a housten i take it back u see it was heat of the moment i am not noramlly like this my apologeessssss

moaffey dee do plzzzzz

Houston_kah_Don · February 15, 2003, 4:10pm

and guess who wazz being a kid…itzz alrite yaar sh*t Happens ! ! !