Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

sharaabee · June 9, 2011, 4:20pm

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

Deamons and beasts- What is your story ?

BCCI AND ICC

BCCI : lets make sure Pakistan doesn’t become champion, As final is on Indian soil.
ICC: Not an issue they are a weak team.
BCCI: Cricket is unpredictable game. We better do some precautions.
ICC: we will get umpires with previous history to host the final. like David Shepherd.
**BCCI: Thats why we can trust you. That freak is dead. **
ICC: So what are your plans ?
BCCI: Well lets not Pakistan host this cup so they dont even make into Play offs.
ICC: How are we gona do it. Everyone knows Pakistan is a co-host.
BCCI: leave it up to us.

ICC: Great Job BCCI, You made this decision so much easier for us, but how did u manage to attack srilankan team just like that ? I mean where were Pakistani Forces.
BCCI: Well its none of ur bussiness, and Pakistani forces HAHAHAHA.
ICC: So we r staisfied Pakistan is not hosting this WC.
BCCI: Not so much, we better make sure some key players are out of Pakistani Squad.
ICC: Yea How about you do another one of those attacks and killl the *******'s.
BCCI: Well what the hack are you here for ? Sack those players
ICC: How, we cant just go around not let ppl play, like u do in IPL. It is International cricket Council, Not Indian Cricket Council.
BCCI: An Idiot always remains an idiot. Lets make a three way conference call, Dial ECB.
**ECB: Hi guys, we love the plan lets sack those guys, we remember 1992… that shldnt happen again. Once they become champ they will be in top three for next 8 years or so just like they did from 92-99. **
ICC: whats goin on here ?
**BCCI: ICC u just keep quiet and listen. we have a plan… Pakistani’s are known for cheating, lets throw a bait and wait for the fish. **
ECB: Well well, this one is for you BCCI, A Pakistani will throw a bait, and get rest of Pakistani fish… Dont you love it. HAHAHAHA
BCCI : HAHAHAHAHA
ICC: what are you guys talking about ?

ICC: Ohh so that was the plan wonderful, you guys are genius.
BCCI: Less Talkie more bannie. We got the news that Aamir is only banned for 5 yrs.
**ECB: well isnt 5 yrs enough ? **
BCCI: for rest ya, Asif will be nothing but smoke head in 5-8 yrs. When he comes back PCB wont even take him. Thats a chance, they r down lets make sure they never come back.
ECB: Yea Aamir can be threat. So what we do?
BCCI: well lets makes sure he doesnt play any cricket, not even street cricket.
ICC: Will do sir, Keep a sharp eye on him. so what else is new … I really wana know how do you get things done.
BCCI: HAHAHAHA, ICC how do we control you ? You know money talks… wana know about another miracle we did lately ?
ICC : what ?
BCCI : just see who picks up… (dailing)
PCB : Hello PCB, whoz this ?
ECB: HAHAHAHAHA, we knew
BCCI: Hey PCB BCCI here… Good job sacking Afridi. We want imran farhat in the team.
PCB: How soon do you want it ?
BCCI: Well when ever team looks more stable.
PCB: Consider the job done… Just make sure they dont replace the PCB chairman…
BCCI: you got it.
ICC: what da ??

HAHAHHAH. how pathetic is your life. Deluded mental patient hahaha