Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned
BCCI AND ICC
BCCI : lets make sure Pakistan doesn't become champion, As final is on Indian soil. ICC: Not an issue they are a weak team. BCCI: Cricket is unpredictable game. We better do some precautions. ICC: we will get umpires with previous history to host the final. like David Shepherd. BCCI: Thats why we can trust you. That freak is dead. ** ICC: So what are your plans ? **BCCI: Well lets not Pakistan host this cup so they dont even make into Play offs. ICC: How are we gona do it. Everyone knows Pakistan is a co-host. BCCI: leave it up to us.
ICC: Great Job BCCI, You made this decision so much easier for us, but how did u manage to attack srilankan team just like that ? I mean where were Pakistani Forces. BCCI: Well its none of ur bussiness, and Pakistani forces HAHAHAHA. ICC: So we r staisfied Pakistan is not hosting this WC. BCCI: Not so much, we better make sure some key players are out of Pakistani Squad. ICC: Yea How about you do another one of those attacks and killl the *****'s. **BCCI: Well what the hack are you here for ? Sack those players ICC: How, we cant just go around not let ppl play, like u do in IPL. It is International cricket Council, Not Indian Cricket Council. BCCI: An Idiot always remains an idiot. Lets make a three way conference call, Dial ECB. ECB: Hi guys, we love the plan lets sack those guys, we remember 1992... that shldnt happen again. Once they become champ they will be in top three for next 8 years or so just like they did from 92-99. ** ICC: whats goin on here ? *BCCI: ICC u just keep quiet and listen. we have a plan..... Pakistani's are known for cheating, lets throw a bait and wait for the fish. * **ECB: Well well, this one is for you BCCI, A Pakistani will throw a bait, and get rest of Pakistani fish...... Dont you love it. HAHAHAHA BCCI : HAHAHAHAHA ICC: what are you guys talking about ?
ICC: Ohh so that was the plan wonderful, you guys are genius. BCCI: Less Talkie more bannie. We got the news that Aamir is only banned for 5 yrs. ECB: well isnt 5 yrs enough ? ** **BCCI: for rest ya, Asif will be nothing but smoke head in 5-8 yrs. When he comes back PCB wont even take him. Thats a chance, they r down lets make sure they never come back. ECB: Yea Aamir can be threat. So what we do? BCCI: well lets makes sure he doesnt play any cricket, not even street cricket. ICC: Will do sir, Keep a sharp eye on him. so what else is new .... I really wana know how do you get things done. BCCI: HAHAHAHA, ICC how do we control you ? You know money talks... wana know about another miracle we did lately ? ICC : what ? BCCI : just see who picks up..... (dailing) PCB : Hello PCB, whoz this ? ECB: HAHAHAHAHA, we knew BCCI: Hey PCB BCCI here.... Good job sacking Afridi. We want imran farhat in the team. PCB: How soon do you want it ? BCCI: Well when ever team looks more stable. PCB: Consider the job done... Just make sure they dont replace the PCB chairman... BCCI: you got it. ICC: what da ??
HAHAHHAH. how pathetic is your life. Deluded mental patient hahaha