Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

[sharaabee]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

@Pakilarka

BCCI AND ICC

BCCI : lets make sure Pakistan doesn’t become champion, As final is on Indian soil.
ICC: Not an issue they are a weak team.
BCCI: Cricket is unpredictable game. We better do some precautions.
ICC: we will get umpires with previous history to host the final. like David Shepherd.
**BCCI: Thats why we can trust you. That freak is dead. **
ICC: So what are your plans ?
BCCI: Well lets not Pakistan host this cup so they dont even make into Play offs.
ICC: How are we gona do it. Everyone knows Pakistan is a co-host.
BCCI: leave it up to us.

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ICC: Great Job BCCI, You made this decision so much easier for us, but how did u manage to attack srilankan team just like that ? I mean where were Pakistani Forces.
BCCI: Well its none of ur bussiness, and Pakistani forces HAHAHAHA.
ICC: So we r staisfied Pakistan is not hosting this WC.
BCCI: Not so much, we better make sure some key players are out of Pakistani Squad.
ICC: Yea How about you do another one of those attacks and killl the *******'s.
BCCI: Well what the hack are you here for ? Sack those players
ICC: How, we cant just go around not let ppl play, like u do in IPL. It is International cricket Council, Not Indian Cricket Council.
BCCI: An Idiot always remains an idiot. Lets make a three way conference call, Dial ECB.
**ECB: Hi guys, we love the plan lets sack those guys, we remember 1992… that shldnt happen again. Once they become champ they will be in top three for next 8 years or so just like they did from 92-99. **
ICC: whats goin on here ?
**BCCI: ICC u just keep quiet and listen. we have a plan… Pakistani’s are known for cheating, lets throw a bait and wait for the fish. **
ECB: Well well, this one is for you BCCI, A Pakistani will throw a bait, and get rest of Pakistani fish… Dont you love it. HAHAHAHA
BCCI : HAHAHAHAHA
ICC: what are you guys talking about ?

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ICC: Ohh so that was the plan wonderful, you guys are genius.
BCCI: Less Talkie more bannie. We got the news that Aamir is only banned for 5 yrs.
**ECB: well isnt 5 yrs enough ? **
BCCI: for rest ya, Asif will be nothing but smoke head in 5-8 yrs. When he comes back PCB wont even take him. Thats a chance, they r down lets make sure they never come back.
ECB: Yea Aamir can be threat. So what we do?
BCCI: well lets makes sure he doesnt play any cricket, not even street cricket.
ICC: Will do sir, Keep a sharp eye on him. so what else is new … I really wana know how do you get things done.
BCCI: HAHAHAHA, ICC how do we control you ? You know money talks… wana know about another miracle we did lately ?
ICC : what ?
BCCI : just see who picks up… (dailing)
PCB : Hello PCB, whoz this ?
ECB: HAHAHAHAHA, we knew
BCCI: Hey PCB BCCI here… Good job sacking Afridi. We want imran farhat in the team.
PCB: How soon do you want it ?
BCCI: Well when ever team looks more stable.
PCB: Consider the job done… Just make sure they dont replace the PCB chairman…
BCCI: you got it.
ICC: what da ??

HAHAHHAH. how pathetic is your life. Deluded mental patient hahaha

[Pakilarka]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

@sharaabee

HAHAHHAH. how pathetic is your life. Deluded mental patient hahaha

Dil pey mat ley yaaar, its just a joke.

[GoldenAsif]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

Aamir se poochna chahiye: Aqal bari k bheins? He would probably say the latter is bari!!

[kaka_in_usa]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

@Pakilarka

BCCI AND ICC

BS, with the accent it sounds like afridi talking with butt.

[kaka_in_usa]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

I have no sympathy for amir, not because he has done back stabbing to his nation but for being such a careless idiot.
if i was him i would have thought 10 times before doing anything that is related to cricket. ek ek kadam phook phook ke rakhta.
Ek tou cricket khela aur wo bhi england me! jaha watt lagi thi.

wasnt he given one warning already?

[hanibal]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

^^ Aamir was stupid to play, what about the club/county??? they should be banned for offering a banned player to play for them

[kaka_in_usa]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

no not really. they should be warned at the most but amir bears more responsibility.
you cannot cry immaturity and ignorance forever.

[ravage]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

@Saby

^ no bechara. Just stupid idiot. Hudd hoti hai blondeness ki

yar ghalti insaan sai hi hoti hai

[Pakilarka]

Re: Mohammad Amir admits playing a village match while banned

I agree with hanibal, Club shld be penalized banned for this. I dunt know whats the procedure to make sure if its an official match or not. What would u do if u were Aamir ? how would u make sure match is official or not ? 1800-ICC-PLAY ?