**SIGNS THAT YOU ARE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY: **
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You have 5 passwords, but can remember only one.
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You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses. -
When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a businesslike manner.
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When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a “9” to get an outside line.
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You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
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Your company’s welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
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You always keep your resume on a diskette in your pocket.
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You can only write on sticky pads.
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Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your
best jokes. -
Your supervisor doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
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Board members salaries are higher than all Third World country annual budgets combined.
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Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or experience,
terminate the interview when told of the starting salary. -
Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
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Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the
latest features, but you have time to go for lunch while your computer
boots up. -
Being sick is defined as you can’t walk or you’re in the hospital
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Your relatives and family describe your job as “works with
computers.”
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE. . .
You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling
