Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,
**KYA KEHNA **the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that **KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI **so I decided to forward you a **PUKAR **from DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your **HERO No.1 **and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please **JANAM SAMJA KARO **that **PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN **and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that **HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN **for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not **AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN **and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is **SIRF TUM **in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy, **DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA **because **DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE. **
**KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM. **
Yours Sincerely,
DEEWANA MASTANA
**Here is the REPLY of the letter… **
Dear Deewana Mastana…
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel **HADH KUR DI AAPNE **for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a **JAANWAR **and a **SHREE 420! **I have to tell you I know your **MOHABBATEIN **are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my **chapple **so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN. You said **KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI **every time you think of me but I know you feel **HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE **to every girl you see. **RAM JAANE **what I’ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any **KHAUF **you will feel DARR from me. You’re a **KUNWARA **leading a **RANGEELA **lifestyle, with friends saying **CHAL MERE BHAI **spending all your nights on the **SARAK **. I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as **BAADSHAH **and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack **INSANIYAAT! **I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of **AMER AKBAR ANTHONY **would be better suited to me than you. **DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE **you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize that **ANDAZ APNA APNA **and that their cant be no **EK RISHTA **between us. We are like a **MOHRA **in the game of life and its always **KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. **The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no **KHAL NAYAK **like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real **JIVAN SAATHI. **And with him I really know **YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE **and there can be no space in my **ZINDAGI **for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an **AFLATOON **because he’s a **MAJOR SAHAB **in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.
Yours Faithfully,
**GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI **
