well this thread credit goes to ALI IMRAN SAAB 
well you dont know him .but i kinda a liked his idea .i saw this in another forum..so opening a thread here too:cb:
MODERATOR APPLICATION FORM
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Section 1-
WHAT TYPE OF MODERATOR POSITION ARE YOU APPLYING FOR?
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MP Admin ] Stuck up Forum mod ] Holier than thou Forum Moderator ]
(If you are applying as an admin, please state WHY???inni ooochi chaal kiu:aq:.)
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SECTION 2
Please tell us your full name as it appears on your passport (if you have one)
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D.O.B of age you like to act
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Place of Birth
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] Karachi ] Lahore ] Unknown
Gender
] Male ] Female ] Depends on Mood ]Both
Marital Status
] Single and looking ] Just Looking ] Staring
] Single and cooking
] Married and looking ] Lonely and agitated
If you selected ‘Married and looking’, please confirm if this is temporary or permanent and current status of relationship
Welfare of mental health
] Clinically depressed ] Mentally unstable
] Was depressed, but the smiley faces on GS helped me through it
] Been through a rocky relationship and so I’m looking to blame my problems on men/women
On average, how many websites can you browse in the space of 5 minutes to gather evidence to prove your point
] more than 4 ] 10 ] Above 10
Who is your role model? (you may tick more than one)
] Irshad Manji ] Saddam Hussain
] Stalin ] Polpot ] Adolf Hitler
You spot an inexperienced member spamming in the forum. Do you:
] ignore them - they aren’t worth your time
] instruct them in the proper etiquette and show them the link for the rules and regulations of the forum
] pick a fight with them, then warn them and ban them as soon as they answer back/correct you
Someone has posted offensive material. What do you do?
] Laugh
] Ban them, then laugh
] register their IP, inform the local police, their parents and their school or place of work, write an essay and get it published in the local paper defaming them, make a thread doing similar in the moderator’s forum, ban them, then laugh
A flaw has been picked up in your posts by a member. What do you do?
] Ignore the member’s protests until they get annoyed and swear at you, then warn them. The next time you see them before they have a chance to react, warn them again
and when they come again, threaten them. Make a thread in the mods forum and bad mouth them where they can’t defend themselves.
] Immediate ban together with many many irrelevant rules quoted in quick succession to mask the fact that you don’t know what you’re on about, until they lose interest arguing and you win
] Pretend you didn’t see what they wrote, then slyly suspend them or delete or edit that post when they’re not looking. If it’s a thread edit, close and delete it.
Someone makes a fun and interesting thread, and frankly you’re a bit jealous you didn’t think of it first. Do you:
] Delete it ASAP to mask all traces it existed, or have it deleted and make your own similar thread, ban the member to make sure they cant complain.
] Lock it, and then hatefully point out ‘THREAD CLOSED DUE TO EXCESSIVE SPAM’.
] Look at how many hits the thread has got, then write ‘this is boring’ and leave. Hoping people will think you are a deep thinker and the burden of the Ummah is on your shoulders, causing the other members to follow you and participate in a discussion about politics.
Please make sure all entries are sent in by this monthwith an attached resume. All successful applicants will go under a thorough intimate phone and webcam interview early next year.
so best of Luck You all.
ohh !!!plz mail this application to the Director of GS:chai:
