What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai.
A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for
ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it ****s in your eye.
You don’t mind and you don’t cry,
You just thank God that cows don’t fly.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
What do u call a fat woman waiting?
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Moti-vaiting.
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!1
Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.