Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, sigret nahi peeyoge, non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhaydhoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.
Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir. Sir: desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Ek pathan soukhay darya mein kashti chala raha tha.
Dousra pathan dekh kar bohat gousa hua aur bola:
‘Kash mujhe tayrna aata, to mein is ulluu ko ja kar do lagata!’
Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Sardar and Practical
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Jassi singh tells his gf, “come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.”
When she goes the next day to his home…
There was NO ONE at home.
sorry