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What do you call a smart Indian?
Indigenous. -
Why do Indians smell[bad]?
So blind people can hate them too. -
American scientists dug 50 metres under the ground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network…
Naturally the government of India was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 metres down, they found small pieces of Glass and they soon announced that the ancient Indians 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibrenet…
Pakistani scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 metres underground but found absolutely nothing.
What did ancient Pakistanis do?
A. The scientists concluded that they had wireless systems.
Q: Which virtue would that be showing if you see an Indian stopping a man beating up a donkey?
A: Brotherly Love
Q: What do you say when there are Indians in Houston, Texas?
A: Houston, we have a problem.
Q: What do you call ALL Indians on the moon?
A: Problem Solved [We all just hope that India can someday get its Space Program to do that for the sake of sanitation on Earth]
What will happen if an Indian accidentally swallowed a rat?
He will have more brains in his belly than he ever had in his head.
—and i leave you with a story..
An Indian tourist came to the US. After a week or so he got sick. it continued for a long time and no American doctor could tell what gis problem is or cure it. Finally, he went to an Indian doctor and this is what happened:
Indian: So, do you know what’s wrong with me?
DOC: Ya, I get these kinds of cases all the time. Tell you what, go to the the biggest trash dumb in the US… pee in it… vomit in it… and come back to me when its done.
Indian: Ya, I’m back. And I’m fully cured, acually I feel kinda nice. What was wrong with me?
DOC: That’s simple, you were homesick!
LooooooooooooooooooL!!!