Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison
Chemist : I can’t sell u that…
Man shows his wife photo
Chemist : Sorry! I din know u had a prescription!!!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
*************A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”
Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram’s family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he’d worn the day Gangaram died. “You know,” he said, “Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t read it, but knowing Gangaram, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration there for us all”. He unfolded the note and read aloud:
“U moron’, you’re standing on my oxygen tube!”
Santa gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as he boarded the plane, a Boeing737, he started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…”
He sort of forgets where he is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, “Be silent!”
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at Santa and the angry Pilot.
Santa stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, “OEING! OEING! OEING! OE…”
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.”
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
