sardar : doctor my younger brother says that he is a chicken
doctor : how long does he has this problem?
sardar : 6 years
doctor : y u didn’t treat him before
sardar : we needed the eggs
ant and elephant were friends..one day they were taking a walk when they came across a bridge.. when the elephant looked down the bridge ant bite him really hard… elephant looked at him in anger the ant looked even angrier .. finally ant said don’t look down my wife is taking a bath…
santa to banta in their room : can u please turn on the light
banta : ok
after a minute or so
santa : did u turn it on
banta : I don’t know its too dark to see
frog to sardar : I bet u I can MAKE u say BLACK
sardar : no way… we r not that stupid
frog : ok … then tell me the colors on the United States flag
sardar : white, red, and blue
frog : there u go .. you said BLUE
sardar : wait… I thought you said BLACK
frog : now you said it …
