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A man walking down the street comes across two Sardars, in the midst of a fight. One Sardar seems to have the upper hand. He is sitting on the other Sardar’s belly, and with each punch he lands shouts “Chaddu ga nahin Banta Singh”. The Sardar at the receiving end crys a bit and then laughs a lot.
Bystander: “Bhai Sahib ro khon rahey ho”
Sardar: “Dard ho rahi hai”
Bystander: “Phir Haans kyon rahey ho” ?
Sardar: “Mera naam Banta Singh Nahin hai”