~*Miss Alabama*~

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is
why I would not live forever.”
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

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zindagi ek junoon hay, phati huee patloon hay,
jitnay taankay lagg sakay, lagaaye ja, lagaaye ja..

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too dumb, probably she was nervous.

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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OMG, and I live next door to Alab. I think she was blonde. That explains it.

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maybe it has some deep meaning that is not understandable by normal people....

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now thats a joke

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LOL

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the ant was wearing a helmet..

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clueless?

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