I dont care if jokes are old or reposted 
An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool.” From the back of the room a voice called out, “So, what are the words?”
Preeto was almost in tears. “Oh Kanta,” she said to her maid, “I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.” “I don’t believe it for one minute !” Kanta snapped.“You’re just saying that to make me jealous !!!”
Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror”.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it
What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? A: At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out
Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing? A: “The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide”
Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married man? A: A bachelor comes to work from a different direction each morning
